Money Does Not Emote

Another rancid Econo-Girl attack on CNN Money:

"Stocks Cling to Gains" reads their headline. Since when do stocks "cling?"
How do the editors know the stocks are "clinging?" Maybe they are resting.
Maybe it is time for high tea. Maybe the editors themselves are desparate
with worry caused by ill-advised investments. But I assure you the stocks
are not "clinging."

1 comment:

The Lazy Iguana said...

Maybe they meant "socks". Those cling really bad if you forget that fabirc softner cloth thingie.