Tricks My Husband Used

My husband, before we were married, would tell my boyfriends that I used to be a man and if they looked carefully they could see the five o'clock shadow, that I robbed drug stores using the alias "Pinkie", and that I had a glass eye that "glinted" when I was lying.

And you know, some of them actually believed it.


Michael said...

Ah, true love.
Y'all sound like me and my wife.

Hugh said...

I don't know what to make of this, but it's the best thing I've read this morning.