12.22.2011
Epic Rap Battles of History: Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny
Top quote:
"You're not even in the Bible.
You're a fluffy bitch mascot
for Hallmark in denial."
12.21.2011
More Russian Hip Hop: Ву-Шоу - Как в кино (feat Маша) (Реальные пацаны)
Disclaimer: I don't speak or read Russian. They could be worshipping the moon for all I know. But it's a great song.
Ву-Шоу - Как в кино (feat Маша) (Реальные пацаны)
Epic Rap Battles of History: Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven
Look what the cat dragged
back from the dead.
Man, it looks like Chewbacca
wiped his ass on your head.
I'm the next Michael Jackson,
you smell like Bette White.
Here's some aspirin,
you're catching Bieber fever tonight.
Because my voice is incredible
and your music is terrible,
who even listens to classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me
and now that you're right next to me
I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies.
Sit down, son
and let me give you a music lesson
ask Bach,
I've got more cock than Smith & Wesson.
Never say never?
You'll never be forgetting
I've crafted masterpieces
that will last throughout the ages
You're music gets you bitches
on your Facebook pages.
I'm committing verbal murder
in the major third degree
My name is Beethoven motherfucker
maybe you heard of me?
Not the St. Bernard version,
I'm the real OG.
You want to trade blows?
You can't even hit puberty.
I got Kim Kardashian
in my bed backstage.
When's the last time your music
got anybody laid?
I got a concert in five
so there's not much time left.
What else can I say?
You're own music made you deaf.
I would smack you
but in Germany
we don't hit little girls.
And I'm glad I'm deaf
so I can't hear that piece of shit
"My World."
There's a crowd of millions
waiting to hear my symphonies,
You want to be a little white Usher,
Here, show them to their seats.
Epic Rap Battles of History: Mr. T vs. Mister Rogers
I think Mr. Rogers won this one.
"You call yourself Mr. T because you're too dumb to spell."
"You call yourself Mr. T because you're too dumb to spell."
Epic Rap Battles - Hitler vs. Darth Vader
Great stuff. YouTube's nicepeter has some terrific videos pitting various historic people against each other in rap battles. These are his Hitler v. Darth Vader videos.
It's a "can't miss."
Hitler vs. Darth Vader I
I am Adolf Hitler
Commander of the Third Reich
little know fact: also dope on the mic
You are Vader
With your little boots and cape
and helmet to cover up
that burnt-up face.
You have the force to move objects.
I am a force truly evil.
Even went back in time and tried to whack in the prequel.
Cause look at you, you're not even a real person,
I preferred you in Spaceballs,
the Rick Morenis version.
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force,
why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom
who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed-off prick
with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip.
You bitch
Let me remind you who you're messing with
everything that you did
I'm the motherfucker who invented it.
I'm the original Dark Lord
You're like the sorcerer's apprentice
my stormtroopers make yours look like
someone took a piece of shit and cloned it.
You stink, Vader,
you're style smells something sour.
You need to wash up, dawg
here, step in my shower.
I'll turn all your friends against you
just my speeches breed haters.
What's your light saber against
a clan of all your white neighbors?
Suck my robot balls,
now take a step back
and let me freeze yours off.
A little carbonite bath for your
goose-stepping ass.
We'll call my homeboy in Israel
see who got the last laugh.
Hitler vs. Darth Vader II
It's a "can't miss."
Hitler vs. Darth Vader I
I am Adolf Hitler
Commander of the Third Reich
little know fact: also dope on the mic
You are Vader
With your little boots and cape
and helmet to cover up
that burnt-up face.
You have the force to move objects.
I am a force truly evil.
Even went back in time and tried to whack in the prequel.
Cause look at you, you're not even a real person,
I preferred you in Spaceballs,
the Rick Morenis version.
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force,
why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom
who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed-off prick
with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip.
You bitch
Let me remind you who you're messing with
everything that you did
I'm the motherfucker who invented it.
I'm the original Dark Lord
You're like the sorcerer's apprentice
my stormtroopers make yours look like
someone took a piece of shit and cloned it.
You stink, Vader,
you're style smells something sour.
You need to wash up, dawg
here, step in my shower.
I'll turn all your friends against you
just my speeches breed haters.
What's your light saber against
a clan of all your white neighbors?
Suck my robot balls,
now take a step back
and let me freeze yours off.
A little carbonite bath for your
goose-stepping ass.
We'll call my homeboy in Israel
see who got the last laugh.
Hitler vs. Darth Vader II
12.10.2011
Parody on Perry's "Strong" Ad
Parody of Rick Perry's "Strong" ad:
Text of the parody:
"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm an atheist, but you don't need to sleep in every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when Rick Perry can be openly homophobic but our kids can't openly celebrate evolution or learn science in school.
As a video blogger, I'll end Perry's war on reason. And I'll fight against conservative attacks on our rational heritage.
Logic made America strong. It can make her strong again.
I'm James Kotecki and I approve this message."
Another parody released by YouTube's The Partisans:
Another parody by YouTube's Funnyordie:
Original Perry Ad:
Text of original Perry ad:
"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on religion. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message."
Removed YouTube video commenting on Rick Perry ad:
Text of the parody:
"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm an atheist, but you don't need to sleep in every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when Rick Perry can be openly homophobic but our kids can't openly celebrate evolution or learn science in school.
As a video blogger, I'll end Perry's war on reason. And I'll fight against conservative attacks on our rational heritage.
Logic made America strong. It can make her strong again.
I'm James Kotecki and I approve this message."
Another parody released by YouTube's The Partisans:
Another parody by YouTube's Funnyordie:
Original Perry Ad:
Text of original Perry ad:
"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on religion. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message."
Removed YouTube video commenting on Rick Perry ad:
BESUREIS: Turning Music Video
Starts out like a lot of Besureis' stuff: slow, mournful, dark. Then a little into the song the beat pumps up and the video just becomes disturbing in a fascinating way. You just watch to see what happens next. Creative video and not predictable.
The one thing I'd say about Besureis is their stuff tends to be dark and thoughtful. That's OK if you can tolerate it. Personally, I like something a little peppy with some hope.
YouTube's Greatest Freakout Ever - A Warning
A YouTube user named WAFFLEPWN has an immensely popular video of his brother freaking out after getting punished for something.
But there's a problem. Looking at all 16 videos of his brother getting upset makes clear that his brother is mentally disabled, and maybe even autistic. So this little brother deliberately agitates his older disabled brother and films it for the entertainment of the world. Several million views at this point.
The disabled brother vehemently dislikes being touched. When a comedian did a riff on the video, the family was invited into dressing room to meet him, including the "freakout brother." The comedian deliberately touched him and set off another episode of panic. The family did nothing, including the parents, to protect him or to set boundaries. When a British film crew interviewed WAFFLEPWN about his video, the older brother came into the room in the middle of it. He was sat down and provoked by touching once again. And the mother filmed the episode rather than intervene. Of course that video was put on YouTube as well.
I want to say something here. This is a strong young kid, 18 years old, who has not hit his brother - yet. And some of the things the disabled kid says ("When I get angry I don't remember what I do") are serious indicators of rage control issues.
It is not wise to provoke someone like that, to humiliate them in front of millions of people, and then to do it again and again. We may be hearing from this family in the future, and not in a good way.
But there's a problem. Looking at all 16 videos of his brother getting upset makes clear that his brother is mentally disabled, and maybe even autistic. So this little brother deliberately agitates his older disabled brother and films it for the entertainment of the world. Several million views at this point.
The disabled brother vehemently dislikes being touched. When a comedian did a riff on the video, the family was invited into dressing room to meet him, including the "freakout brother." The comedian deliberately touched him and set off another episode of panic. The family did nothing, including the parents, to protect him or to set boundaries. When a British film crew interviewed WAFFLEPWN about his video, the older brother came into the room in the middle of it. He was sat down and provoked by touching once again. And the mother filmed the episode rather than intervene. Of course that video was put on YouTube as well.
I want to say something here. This is a strong young kid, 18 years old, who has not hit his brother - yet. And some of the things the disabled kid says ("When I get angry I don't remember what I do") are serious indicators of rage control issues.
It is not wise to provoke someone like that, to humiliate them in front of millions of people, and then to do it again and again. We may be hearing from this family in the future, and not in a good way.
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