Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Worry

So it has happened at last. Anti-gay discrimination in the military just got a big setback. And I predict that one year from now no one will be talking about this issue at all. Fortunately, we will have the hours and hours of television footage predicting disaster to laugh at in the coming years. Not that any amount of inaccurate scare-mongering will stop the cultural conservatives from making wild accusations and predictions in the future.

I wonder what will be the next topic to terrify? I've noticed a lot of infants, many more than usual, shaking their rattles at passing adults on the sidewalk. it sounds to me like overt aggressiveness borne out of a disaffection brought on by latent environmentalism in baby food ads. This socialism must be stopped! Take it away, Glen Beck!

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