Click on the below link to see an insulting recount of the value of the dollar:
Damn CNN Money!
Econo-Girl is upset at another well-read business article that sounds as if it is reporting on a football game.
The article rewritten:
US is great! Yeah for us! Yeah for US! We are going up! Up is good!
Those other guys are dropping. Dropping is for losers. Losers! Ha! No one knows how we do it. Neither do we. But we're still better than you are.
Look at all the things that are going up for us: consumer sentiment, gas affordability, etc. Those dumb Europeans are only now starting to raise interest rates like we did over a year ago. Ha!
Our markets are more true capitalist, and that makes up BETTER THAN FANCY PANTS EUROPEANS WHO DON'T USE DEODORANT!