9.29.2007

Republican Space Aliens

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Government.
However, what you may not have noticed is that during the month of March, 1948--exactly nine months AFTER that historic date--George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleeza Rice and Dan Quayle were all born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
This piece of information may help to clear up a lot of things.

2 comments:

Fuzz said...

wow this explains a lot. Why didn't I see this at the grocery store ?

The Lazy Iguana said...

Coincidence? I think not!

Excellent conspiracy theory. Sheep + space aliens = neo conservatives.