Job listing for a Princess on a local listserv. Must be gracious and kind. Must wear pre-arranged attire and makeup. Will read story to the party guests and be familiar with princess lore (and perhaps create a little more on the spot.)
Familiarity with the wishes and dreams of preschool girls a requirement, as well as the ability to make sheer fantasy believable. Camp counseling experience is a plus.
So apply now!
Party is July 3, 11:30 - 1:00 p.m.
You'll be happy to know that they are an equal opportunity employer, as long as you are able to be a convincing Princess to a very discerning audience.
If you want to really apply, contact me at email@example.com. I didn't get permission to repost this, so I am redacting the name/e-mail address.